I’m Not a Loser - Descendents
How to kiss a boy:
- Grab his waist.
- Slip your hand in his pocket.
- Steal his wallet.
- Don’t even kiss him.
- Just run.
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
Anonymous said: Do you enjoy having your asshole licked? Because my gf loves it but she thinks its weird at the same time. Lol
I need other stimulation during, but I don’t mind it. My SO enjoys it more than I do. I like anal play, but not as much as him.
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
The thing I hate most about depression, aside from having it, is that it manifests in different ways. It’s like, thanks depression, not only am I having horrible thoughts but also intense stomach pains. And what’s this? A headache? Oh, thank you depression! I also like the neck pains from the constant stress and the fact that I can’t manage to eat anything. It all turns to dust in my mouth.
"There are days that I cannot find the sun even though its right outside my goddamn window."